So I haven’t posted in forever. I know. You prob don’t even care, it’s whatev. You probably also noticed I removed the comments entirely. You’re prob like oh I don’t care. Or maybe you’re like hey what gives douche? Well I’ll tell you what gives.

As recently pointed out in a post by a certain infamous webcomic whose name shall not appear here because he made me cry once, reading 100 positive insightful comments makes me like this:

But reading 100 positive insightful comments and one negative comment makes me like this:

Lately I’ve had enough of that face as it is. So I figured I will let my posts exist without the option to comment, so you can feel free to write your comments on a Post-It note and stick it to your computer screen to enjoy at your leisure.

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People who use the word ‘obtuse’ to describe anything but a triangle enrage me.

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Sorry you gorgeous gum garglers, I can’t draw a picture today because it’s Labor Day!!!

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I thought I’d put together an easy, 2-step guide on how to get the ladies.

Ladies, don’t worry, you don’t need a 2-step guide to get men, because we all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus.

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Thanks to G.I. Joe, we all know that Knowing is half the battle. But what makes up the rest? Don’t worry, I’ll show you.

You should probably go thank your Grandfather now.

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